Funnies from Your Spam Mail Box

So, I’m at work and a bit slow to get moving.  I see over 8,000 spam in my spam folder.  The vast majority of it is the run of the mill spam.  BUT there are some that literally make me laugh out loud with their subject lines.  Hey, if we have to endure the spam, we might as well get a giggle out it from time to time. And no, I don’t click on the links - no matter how enticing the subject might be. LOL

Here are a few I discovered as I leafed through the junk mail:

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa
Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Big Brother
James Bond To Have Gay Lover In New Film
Mccain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show
Both Obama And Mccain Claim That They Will Deport Elton John
Britney Spears Stashed Guns In Her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck For Cover
Bush Averts Albanian Uprising By Invading Alabama
Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
Angelina Jolie And Madonna Compete For Adoption Of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

Have a fabulous day!

Vickie